Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
