yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm always down for nudity.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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