Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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