Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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