I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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