Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
