Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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