I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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