I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize