Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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