Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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