So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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