You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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