I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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