Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
