Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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