You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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