put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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