my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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