Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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