That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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