I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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