Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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