1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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