We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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