That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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