It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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