Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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