Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So many bounce houses so little time
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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