why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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