Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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