i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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