i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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