what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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