so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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