Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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