So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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