Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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