I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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