yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
