Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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