I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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