oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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