Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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