I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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