You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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