I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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