The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Don't tell me you're on acid again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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