spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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