fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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