I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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