You surviving the open bar?
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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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